Example Sample #2

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Drunk Chick Trading Card #8

The Masterbateur

In the summer before grade seven, Denise found her 'secret pink button' while she was in the bathtub. Since then she hasn't gone a day without touching it, and got to know herself so well that by the time the boys started sniffing around she had already spoiled herself completely. Now her only friends are her g-spot and a K-Mart personal massager, who's combined efforts can make her squirt an arc of poon juice half way across her bedroom.